HarHar the end of the season has come and lemme tell you wut - all i talked about was the ineternet while i wasnt on it. well the internet and some stuff. ANYWAYS so let me start at the begining.
Saturday its morning me and my dad are all getting reddy to go to my moms i wanted to see taj. Hes like WE ARE TAKING YUR CAR and im like orly well i dont have seat belts and well we took my car. So we are on the road for about a half hour and hes all I FORGOT MY CELLPHONE and im like e 3e; ill turn around. SO i turn around and we are a block away and hes like OH NM I GOT IT. well adventure starts again. sooo drivedrive drive. and bam im at my moms. Oh wut is this morgan has a bad ass brown boys shirt on and im like wtfs e -e i want one and my mom is all here is my bank card go get clothes so me and morgan take off. no shirt like hers is to be found im mad. so we hed over to my friend caseys hous and shes lik eILL GO and so me and casey set out but then she wanted to go home which was gay but invited me to a christmas eve dinner function.
Sunday, so i call casey and am like NEEDHELP. but my mom wouldnt let me leave till she got back with a xmas gift for the niggerfucker. (harhar thats casey) so i go over there when my mom gets back and im all helpin casey out we got high as fuck and drove around and got shit reddy and i was already drinking. People showd up and mans - 3- i didnt like half the people there and the other half i havent seen since highschool it was pretty lame so i sat around having growd up talk well no let me correct that THEY were having growd up talk i was bored and inturrupting and then gabe was all let go to dennys and im like yuh lets blow this joint you gots monies? he sed no so we devised a plan to get the beer run money and go to dennys but when executed someone already went. damn. so we were more bummd and i was like OKAY WELL IM FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO DRIVE cuz you know id been drinking since earlier on in the day and smoking pot all mad like. so i was, really fucked like i gave tory a hug and fell off my chair hahahaha. ANYWAYS, yeh so everyone tired to play hero as i stumbled to my car all with the ILLDRIVE YOU HOME and i was like haha SUKAS. and drove off.
Monday, so i called christina, i love her to deth. and shes like OMIGAH MEGAN YOU SHOULD COME DOWN AND SEE ME FOR CHRISTMAS. and im like OMIGAH IM HERE ILL BE OVER IN A FEW. so blahblah and then i hed over there. ohmi and who was there GENTRY my sweet little underage (17) dood. well they are all underage - the sweetones. So i played with cameron and dyln (two little kids) and watched aaron (christina's dood) get all upset about not being able to watch the game because of some lame ass oldlady tweaker was over and he was finally like CHRISTINA IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE HED IF YOU DONT GET RID OF HER. and hahaha the woman would not leave. so i kept aaron company durring the game while christina tired to get rid of the tweaker that wouldnt shut up - four hours later she leaves. So im helping christina make dinner while we play catch up and keeping the kids busy and making fun of gentry and hes making fun of me back like always harhar. and then dinner was reddy and i kept telling gentry how fat he was oh and he gave me a fake tattoo and i gave him aids and christina kept cracking up at us. ect.ect. i went home.
Today - im bak beetches.
lollipoproks: heyfatman
SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Stretch that window and fire away. :-)
lollipoproks: HAY
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
lollipoproks: NO
SantaClaus: Well that won't do. You should type WL and start making your Wish List for this year. Then anyone who knows your screen name, lollipoproks can just ask me and I'll make sure they know what you want!
lollipoproks: Santa i have a question
SantaClaus: Yes?
lollipoproks: can you get me some boobs?
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
lollipoproks: I just told you my wishes
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
lollipoproks: What the hell i have only one thought and that is i want big boobies
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
lollipoproks: Ok, then
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
lollipoproks: So santa can i have some Double Ds?
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
lollipoproks: Tell santa give me boobs
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.
So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
lollipoproks: Boobies
SantaClaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!
What else do you want for Christmas?
lollipoproks: PCP
SantaClaus: So what would your final Christmas wish be?
lollipoproks: CRACK
SantaClaus: All right, that's plenty of wishes. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday poll.
lollipoproks: i dont want to take the poll i'm here to talk to you
SantaClaus: Help us decide the best all-time holiday song by typing a number:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas
If you want to listen before you vote type MUSIC!
PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM
lollipoproks: WHAT THE HELL? SELL OUT
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
lollipoproks: SELL OUT
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
lollipoproks: SELL OUT YOU HEARD ME THE ELVES ARE NOT UNION MAKE THEM WORK LIKE THE MIDGET SLAVES THEY ARE
SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions?
lollipoproks: it wasnt a freakin question it was a statement
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
lollipoproks: keep up with me fatty
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
lollipoproks: sure
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
lollipoproks: all the time
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
lollipoproks: im sure you would want to give me the holiday spirit pervert
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!
lollipoproks: what now you dont want my goodies?
SantaClaus: Go shopping?
lollipoproks: wtf gimme money so i can
SantaClaus:
Hey, I'm not the Santa National Bank, you know.
lollipoproks: ohhhh i know, i know.
SantaClaus: Great.
lollipoproks: fuck santa why are you so moody
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
lollipoproks: yeah ill give you a lump
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
lollipoproks: mm hm, a lump of shit in your face
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
lollipoproks: tell the elves i sed that they need to get in the kitchen and get me a freakin beer
SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?
lollipoproks: smoke some crack
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
lollipoproks: you can keep you satan music, im here to conversate with you tubby
SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile!
Type a number to hear what I'm listening to.
1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations
2 - All Artists in My Library
3 - All Genres in My Library
4 - My Top Artists
5 - My Top Albums
6 - My Top Playlists
7 - My Top Hotlists
8 - My Top Stations
9 - My Top Fans
Wuzn't that a cool song? Find more like it @ SHOP.COM
lollipoproks: ohhh yeh cool song man
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.
lollipoproks: liar
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
lollipoproks: since when can you say hallalaljaiahjahuaaa are you black?
SantaClaus: Are you kidding?
lollipoproks: OMG RACIST
SantaClaus:
lollipoproks: santa you prick
SantaClaus: Talk to me.
lollipoproks: oh i'm talking baby
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
lollipoproks: lets have sex
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
lollipoproks: i hope not
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
lollipoproks: HAY santa you like my little boy titties?
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.
lollipoproks: should i just show them to you?
SantaClaus:
Wait until Christmas, then decide.
lollipoproks: hohoho santa this is whut im talkin about
SantaClaus:
Merry Christmas to you!
lollipoproks: ONE LAST THING ID LIKE TO CLEAR UP WITH YOU
SantaClaus: Excellent.
lollipoproks: What kind of cookies do you want in the morning?
SantaClaus:
I could tell you, but that would spoil all of the fun.
lollipoproks: oh santa i love it when you talk dirty
SantaClaus: Indeed!
lollipoproks: so whut color panties do you want me to wear, or do you perfer nude?
SantaClaus: Don't you know already?
lollipoproks: whut? i must be a whore cuz i dont remember this
SantaClaus: Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!
lollipoproks: DOES MS CLAUS KNOW ABOUT THIS?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
lollipoproks: because i have this convo saved and i'm tellin on you
SantaClaus: Hmm. O.K. interesting reasoning.
lollipoproks: no this is where you bribe me now with sweet cookie sex
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know where?
lollipoproks: penis in vag, its that easy
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
lollipoproks: a lump of coal for you too, dont play coy with me
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
lollipoproks: i dont take orders from whores
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
lollipoproks: i know all about the elves now and the dirty little things you like to do with them
SantaClaus:
Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time.
lollipoproks: SANTA PENIS IN MY ASS NOW
SantaClaus: Yip.
lollipoproks: wtf is a yip?
SantaClaus: You can always type menu to get a fresh start. The elves have left some help-notes there.
lollipoproks: YOU KNOW WHUT YIP RYMES WITH? NIP
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
lollipoproks: YOU KNOW WHUT A NIP IS?
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
lollipoproks: ITS SHORT FOR NIPPLE
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
lollipoproks: AND YOU KNOW WHO HAS NIPPLES? ME
SantaClaus: Oh dear. Here we go. Who, what?
lollipoproks: who whut?
SantaClaus: Who, indeed!
lollipoproks: who indeed
SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?
lollipoproks: will you try threesome with me and prancer?
SantaClaus:
All the reindeer are doing fine. Especially Rudolph.
lollipoproks: rudolph is a commie
SantaClaus:
Rudolph's nose stopped blinking but it was because of his cold. He's all better now and roaring to go! Donner, Blitzen and the whole gang are chomping at the bit to see everyone.
lollipoproks: areyou a commie?
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
lollipoproks: with all that red?
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
lollipoproks: im down, mother russia
SantaClaus: AIM is the largest IM network in the world, so this is the logical place for me spend holiday cheer.
lollipoproks: i think you fail at that santa
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.
lollipoproks: i suppose it is
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
lollipoproks: you would like to get somewhere
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
lollipoproks: in my pants
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
lollipoproks: yes, plz spread in my pants christmas cherr
SantaClaus: Indeed
lollipoproks: i love you
SantaClaus:
lollipoproks: will you marry me?
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
lollipoproks: i need a fat pimp daddy
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
lollipoproks: will you buy me nice things?
SantaClaus:
That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
lollipoproks: and beat me like my daddy?
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
lollipoproks: just promise you wont lock me in the colset and i see this relationship working out
SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?
lollipoproks: whut ms claus doesnt know wont hurt her
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
lollipoproks: oh man santa yur makin me wet
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
lollipoproks: touch me
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
lollipoproks: TOUCHME
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
lollipoproks: sure
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List yet?
lollipoproks: you've already asked me that
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
lollipoproks: well santa i think ill be going now, commie
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.
lollipoproks: okay bye dood
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas. Bye!
http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=mirukusato
So that is whut you get with no sleep, three days two nights - and weja. We were havin ablastmans. i missed hangin out with her so much - yesterday was a good day. And i slept, Mauro and Garret shod up and i was like MANS IHAVENTSLEPT. and they lauged and called me retarded when ishod them. And garret was like OH MANS IWASBORED SO I DECIDED TO COME ALONG BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE MORE BORED THAN I AM CUZ ITALK ABOUT DOING STUPIDSHIT I DONT ACTUALLY DO IT. harhar. garret is funnies. Youprolly seen him on stickam on my cam hes the dood ith glasses and abeard and long hairs. harhar that talks mad shit. He's only 17 xDDD. Mauroisawesometoo hegot me high so i could sleep. o:mauro caresaboutme harhar, even tho hes younger itslike hes older. He always makes me feel like a little kid, its so funnies. Andhe always points out how dumb i am but hes a badass. and thats whut badasses do. @ 3@ it was so nice of them to come by. Mauro sed hed chk up on me in a few days XDDD hes always been like that tho - like he doesnt ever sho emotion or anything but like if he doesnt see me for awhiles he just stops by and chkson me. :) to make sure im okays. hahaha
a few years ago i was all sleepins cuz iused to have my bed next to the window~ and mauro shod up all banging on my window telling me it was time to wake up so i wokedup and he comes in here sits down and handsme thepipe and is all - wakeandbake todayis going to be a good day for you. @ 3@ he lives so farr tho like on the OTHER side of town. its a two hour walk/run. n_ n i loveses my mauro hes such an ass. u_ u i pissedoff his brothertho oli cuz i didnt smoke pot with hims when i had it >:[ BUTIF HE WOULD STOP WITH THE HITTINGON ME AND MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLEALLTHETIME. e 3e iuno, oli is cool and funnie but sometimes he gets to be toomuch. OH and i called tony :D he cant wait for me to get my car out of shop so we can drive around again - 3-. CHAVANAis doing goods anddd @ 3@ dugan is trying to get ahold of me but fuck mans itsnot like him and joe DONTKNOWWHEREILIVE they used to comeoverallthe time.
I FOUND OUT streetsmart(beverley) is preggo - poor kid shes like nineteen and still running around with a really bad crowd tweakers ect. herlife srsly suks but shes stupids so she thinks everything is funny. but SHE STABS PEOPLE like its nothing. - 3- shes loud too, like LOUD. but ihope things get better for her. i want to tellherto come here cuz shes gonnas be homeless soon, and my dad really likes her but u_ u iuno whut im doing any more so iuno howthat would work out and we get on eachothers nerves so bads sometimes. i suppose if it gets REALLY badfor her she will end up living here. My dad lets anyonei know move in mostly cuz he worries about me. Hes gettingboreds with retirement so hes gettinga job again. i hope ill have a husband one day with work ethic like my dad. someone who always has lots of monies and wants to take care of me and works. : ) nosomebumfrom alabama. - _- ANYWAYS and uhm he wont be like my exhusband who would yell at me when i was working and making moremonies than he was id go and buy clothesandhed be like WHYTHEFUCKIDID YOUBUY THAT YUR FAT AND YOU DRESS STUPID MEGAN. YOU THINK PEOPLE LIKE THE WAY YOU DRESS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE EMBARASSED TO BE SEEN WITH YOU.
likei never sho anyone really but like i dont care anymore. after he left like yeah here is someshit he sent to me:
"I need to grow up? look whos talking Miss Picks up Bums and takes them to pismo. Spends 3 grand on what? not a place. no oh wait . on jack in the box and shopping for Marrie. Yeah. Real looking out for whats best for us megan . I hate you. You havn't changed. You're still talking shit. Fuck you. I'm not getting near your mom's house ever again. I'd rather go through HELL than be with you the way you act. "EEEEEEEEEE WA WA WA I CANT HANG OUT WITH MY FREINDS BOOHOO I HATE YOU" woah shit megan you sure are an adult!"""""" boo hoo I hate school because I Dress like a fucking animal with my nasty gut hanging out all the time and I never bath or wash my clothes so I stink boohoo I have stupid shit hair that I never wash and cut till it looks retarded boo hoo "
"I hate you. You're ugly . I never wanted to be with anyway I was never happy with you. megan I never was. Just know that. I was never happy with you I was never happy with you. Really megan. I wasn't. Thats why I don't want to be with you now. We never did good together idiot. You would always fuck shit up. Because you are a fuck up. Im a dumbass yeah. But atleast I tried till I couldnt put up with it. While you did your own stupid shit. quitting shit . going to that stupid school . Fuck you."
thatstupid school hes talking about is cosmetology school. harhar. i excellllled there. but toomany girlgirls there. HOWEVER i did make alot of friends that i still talk to and see today. this is fun. why did i even bring that up? iuno. maybeto remind my self that isuk. harhar. but its a happysuk.
whut elseee. oh back to wej : ) shesmybestfrindever and she shod me tribal dancing HAHAHAHAHAHA inever laughed that hard in my life. shes so cutes n _n. uhm italked to tape i really misd talking to her shes funny and awesomebadass and racist. HARHAR. @ 3@ actually i've been talking to a lot of people - ieva is doing awesome too she wants me to return bak to some rpg XDD so im going to cuz she just dids and we are ateam like that. myspacebar is stickinghow gay. not that iuse it often anyways. maybe i spilledsomething. lesse oh JME isfunnie:
lollipoproks: im retarded
Jackz on Crack: magicscarf
Jackz on Crack: hahahaahahah
Jackz on Crack: ukrzy
lollipoproks: @3@
lollipoproks: im retarded
Jackz on Crack: krzy tarded same thing
Jackz on Crack: no
Jackz on Crack: im gonna look for a word
Jackz on Crack: for you
Jackz on Crack: crackbrained?
Jackz on Crack: cuckoo
lollipoproks: hahaha
Jackz on Crack: imbecile
Jackz on Crack: fallacious
Jackz on Crack: k im done with the thesaurus
lollipoproks: imbecile is a gud one
Jackz on Crack: imbecillus
1 usually offensive : a person affected with moderate mental retardation
lollipoproks: :D
Jackz on Crack: minus the imbecillus part
Jackz on Crack: ur a cat
Jackz on Crack: haha
Jackz on Crack: on youtube i mean
lollipoproks: XDD
Jackz on Crack: HAHAHAAH
Jackz on Crack: wdf
Jackz on Crack: @supermassivecrackhead
Jackz on Crack: didju sleep yet?
lollipoproks: yes
Jackz on Crack: gwd
Jackz on Crack: does your eyelid ever twitch?
lollipoproks: sometimes
Jackz on Crack: i dont like it
lollipoproks: o _o you dont like my eye twitch?
Jackz on Crack: no it ate my celery
lollipoproks: omansihaveto pee so bads
lollipoproks: @ 3@
Jackz on Crack: ur gonna get a bladder infection
Jackz on Crack: and have to drink cranberry juice
Jackz on Crack: x=
lollipoproks: butidrinkit anyways
Jackz on Crack: eww
Jackz on Crack: i dont like cranberrys
Jackz on Crack: i like the cranberries
Jackz on Crack: but not the fruit
Jackz on Crack: wait
Jackz on Crack: i think its a fruit
Jackz on Crack: okay yea fruit
lollipoproks: XD
Jackz on Crack: im catching your imbecileness
Jackz on Crack: its like sars
Jackz on Crack: now i have to wear a mask
HAHAHAHA.
lollipoproks: why hello there santy
SantaClaus: Well hello there! We were wondering when you might drop by -- we've been on AOL for 5 years and haven't seen you yet!
Edwin Elf here!
Welcome to Santa Central! Before I put you in touch with the big guy i've got to updates my records.
Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
lollipoproks: like 1984
SantaClaus: Um, k, very good then.... Just making some notes here.
So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:
1. Male
2. Female
lollipoproks: 2
SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment...
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!
lollipoproks: how've you been
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?
lollipoproks: i'm rather surprised you dont remember me. Hurt really, all i did was change my screen name.
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?
lollipoproks: wtf santa you told me we were down last year
SantaClaus:
I did? I'm talking to so many people, I say a lot of things, it's hard to keep track some times.
lollipoproks: that's not acceptable.
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
lollipoproks wants to directly connect.
SantaClaus is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
lollipoproks: how can you not support that.
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
lollipoproks: oh santa you make me lulz
SantaClaus: Hey -- Don't make me I'll come over there. . Its a joke. I am coming on Christmas eve.
lollipoproks: been to 4chan recently?
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
lollipoproks: yes
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them. :-)
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
lollipoproks: 2
SantaClaus: I always wonder about white myself. But I can see that. OK, make sure you type WL and fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see!
lollipoproks: stop avoiding the question, douche bag.
SantaClaus:
I will if you will.
lollipoproks: i'll ask again
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
lollipoproks: been to 4chan recently?
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
lollipoproks: dont play coy with me fatty
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
lollipoproks: uh cuz yur fat
SantaClaus: Hmm. O.K. interesting reasoning.
lollipoproks: more than if i say so myself.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
lollipoproks: stop telling me to type that
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.
lollipoproks: i'm trying to have a conversation with you
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
lollipoproks: no u
SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
lollipoproks: desu?
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
lollipoproks: i was in the holiday spirit till i started talking to you fag
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
lollipoproks: okay, i'll play yur little game fat man
SantaClaus: Holiday Games
1 - Holiday Hangman
2 - Holiday Song Shuffle
3 - Santa's Sudoku (for your overachieving elf)
Tis the season to Play Music, Meet People & Discover Songs at Uplay.
lollipoproks: oh now you are just being a wiseass
SantaClaus:
I should be asking you the same thing. Ho Ho Ho!
lollipoproks: but i didnt ask you anything
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
lollipoproks: i'm not just some thing you can pawn off on this menu person.
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster!
2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What lollipoproks Wants <<WL>>
3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone!
4 - Play Xmas Games!
5 - Xmas Polls and Voting
6 - Gift Finder -- I'll try to help
7 - Listen to Xmas Music
8 - Yes Santa, IM me!
PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM
lollipoproks: apparenly you dont listen well
SantaClaus: If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up!
lollipoproks: okay santa, on to the real issue here
SantaClaus: OK then.
lollipoproks: give me money
SantaClaus: Hey! This is the time of year to think of others!
lollipoproks: i am thinking of others
SantaClaus: Yes!!
lollipoproks: i know i can spend others money better than they can
SantaClaus: Whew!
lollipoproks: its kind of like a pass or fail thing
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
lollipoproks: so whut about some hookers as well
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
lollipoproks: santa give me a hooker
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!
lollipoproks: tell santa i want a hooker
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.
So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
lollipoproks: a hooker
SantaClaus: Is there anything else?
lollipoproks: yes
SantaClaus: So what would your final Christmas wish be?
lollipoproks: oh thats a hard one
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
lollipoproks: why dont you stop being stupid.
SantaClaus: What do you think?
lollipoproks: i told you what i thought, you are being stupid.
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.
lollipoproks: well you are going the wrong way about it buddy
SantaClaus: Could be.
lollipoproks: what is with the attitude
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
lollipoproks: dont you what what me
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
lollipoproks: >:[ listen faggot, i sed no what whats
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.
lollipoproks: oh dont be gay, i know im not on this list
SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.
lollipoproks: why are you so mean to me
SantaClaus: That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
lollipoproks: you lie
SantaClaus: Hard to believe huh? On my Santa honor.
lollipoproks: where can i get me sum santa honor
SantaClaus: I don't know where.
lollipoproks: so then you were lying
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
lollipoproks: sure
SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?
lollipoproks: yes, myself
SantaClaus: Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure .
Now type menu.
lollipoproks: but you just told me i wasnt on the list
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
lollipoproks: have you been drinking?
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
lollipoproks: you herd me, drunk.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
lollipoproks: well because you're either stupid or drunk. Maybe both.
SantaClaus: Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.
lollipoproks: shall we test this?
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
lollipoproks: du är fet
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
lollipoproks: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
lollipoproks: du är fet
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
lollipoproks: so no swedish for you then, how about spanish?
SantaClaus: I'm doing well! I'm very excited about Christmas! How are you?
lollipoproks: usted es gordo
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
lollipoproks: how many languages do you really speak?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I don't count the years any more. Sill, I'm like 18-19 hundred years now, I think.
lollipoproks: what the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in china
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
lollipoproks: how about i lump my foot up your ass
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
lollipoproks: so its the elves is it?
SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.
lollipoproks: doesnt sound like it
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
lollipoproks: i'll rescue you santa
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
lollipoproks: so, let me get something straight
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
lollipoproks: no fag i'm asking the questions
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
lollipoproks: you are really pushin it fat man
SantaClaus: Oh my! I prefer pleasantly plump.
lollipoproks: you prefer my foot up your ass
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
lollipoproks: no u
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
lollipoproks: i thought they left me coal
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
lollipoproks: O.K.
SantaClaus: Good.
lollipoproks: Good
SantaClaus: Fine.
lollipoproks: Fine.
SantaClaus: Fine, then.
lollipoproks: Fine, then.
SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun.
lollipoproks: i was copying you
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
lollipoproks: alright santa i got some hos to pimp so i've got to be going now
SantaClaus: Good! Well done.
lollipoproks: i'm gald you approve
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
lollipoproks: bye
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL
oh and i think im going to keep this theme now because that CD up there the blu one with the whitee plantsis a SHINS CD. ilove the shins.
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AND well check this out badass bracelet(bracelts) zomg i want one so bads i could carrypictures of peopleilove with me everywhere:
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and these rings are cute but rediculous because they cost 250 monies man. fuckin a 250 monies for a legggo? wtfs with a diamond in it? uhh minus the dimond and its a cute ideaaa.
so, my dad turned tottal jerkface today. the end.
i have to get rid of taj. = 3=hedoesntcarenoonecaresthatthiswilldestroyme
bye taj.
he wants me to take him to the pound but fuckthat. imajust take him to my moms, where she will bitch and moan about him but atleast he'll have two acres to run around on. maybe itll be happier for hims.
so i look like crap yay. ive been sick and puking all day mans = 3= and then my dad came home, and he was like RAHRAHmarchmarch help me with bags cuz my bak, :3 so i helped hims. well hes not so bads he got me juice and cigarettes but he ses they are for when im good hell give me ONE. :3 i got one, and hes making me soups and port winess all for me - but im saving it. oh and here is my glowing computer.
its five am and the moon is still up
solike the stingraycorvette, orangewith lime green shag carpet, and yello tinted windows T -Top im never going to have ever, ever.
ever.
i have wants too, things ill never have, ever.
ever..ever. but its good to spend time wanting right?
My top 5:
1. monsterfur leg warmers, 2. shulaces, 3. that dress, 4. ironlak paints, 5. that sweater
Oh i drew some today, you can watch the movies @lollipoprocks videos on stickam.
and i also practiced some stuff
also today i found some of my photography project photos, and i recived another scanner, that makes three freakin scanners. i still have yet to install them tho. anyways, i'll scan them all in later but for now here:
now on to the more serious matters.
so whut happened so manydays ago that turned me into an unhappy thing to be around. im taking out my feelings on . _. people i care about. because iuno i cant handle this. im not mad really, im just i feel like - im suffocating. my chest is all locked up inside and its hard to breathe. i havent slept since yesterday, and i probably wont. i really wish i could remember whut put me in such a bad mood. i dont like being like this at all. i suppose i can attribute it to the fact that there hasnt been much change around here. not you stupid inets the real world. the only thing thats changed is i'm unhappy and fuck maybe i would have gotten over it sooner if people out here werent so persistant in fucking off with my happiness. big motherfucking deal if im bringing you down so the fuck whut. im not here to keep these people happy all the time = 3= its like they expect me to be somekinda bubbly bubble bop. THAT I AM NOT. yeah i'm usually happy and carefree, but least we forget life on this planet isnt something i preferrrrr. i need to get my ship back together. Maybe it's cuz i stopped smoking pot, cigarettes and drinking caffine. all at the same time. maybe that is whut has me down down so bads.well whutever it is i hope it goes away soon. i know im not the only one feeling like this, or the first person to feel like this but i wish there was someone i could ask how to pull myself out of this and stablize myself once again. fuck i need to sleep. i need to stop hurting the humans that care about me. i need to stop being a fucking maggot and get over it. but like i sed, whut the hell am i getting over? whut put me like this?
and i've got to deal with my dads crap. my mom is a horrible woman who cant figure out computers. my dad goes there and sets shit up for her but she is like I DONT HAVE TIME TO ANSWER YUR QUESTIONS. and now she calls and is all >:V WHUTTHEHELLDIDYURFATHER DO TO MY COMPUTER!!!!!1111! and imlike @ 3@ whut. and sheses she doesnt care whut i have to say she just wants to yell at my dad. and then i give my dad the phone and hes all yelling and shes yelling and im like u_ u. cuz i know that ima have to deal with it when they are done, and she hangs up the phone on him and now hes in a bad mood. well i go to get the phone, bad move, but i needed it. and hes like >:VVV IHATEYOU AND DIE. and imlike - .- why areyou taking this out on me. and i walked off and he yells OH WHUT NOW YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR IT EITHER? FINE JUST WALK AWAY. i turned around, and was like LOOKMAN yur just pissed off and want to take it out on me but i have shit to do, NO one would want to hear it. so then igo to the kitchen and im like lalala sweepy sweepy and i cant find the mop. and im like dad wheres the mop? and hes like >:| a mop for whut. and im like e 3e ... . = 3= WHUTTHEHELLDOYOUMEAN A MOP FOR WHUT A MOP FOR MOPPING SHIT UP LIKE WHUT MOPS ARE FOR YOU KNOW I NEED A MOP. and hes like >:\ and goes to throw something at me so i just walked away and found a mop but no it wasnt the right mop cuz he had to come and yell at me for using the blu one and not theyello one but wtf where the hell is the yello one? so hes mad storming around looking for the yello one and im mopping. and i dont remember the rest but im back in here, bak on here. but yeah i have other shit to do today, so ima finish up with the inets and get back to work.
well thats lame that i cant vacume or clean the carpets at night but thats okay too i guess but like
iuno my dad IS going to swing the mighty hammer of no inets tonight, if he doesnt then he is stupid. its obvious that i've earned it. and i dont like it when he threatens me with punishment and then never carries thru but i should be back like by uhm tomorrow or summin. iuno, i have a phone if im gone for way long.
